The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"Collins, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Scumbag. This piece of shit lies to his work colleagues, his children, as well as his supposed loved ones and cheats on his wife.

On multiple occasions, on his work trips to Australia, he cheated with another man's woman, fucking them in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his actual activities, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man is the complete JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"Collins, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, while being a married man sending photos of his little penis to other women.

David Collins disgraces the entire idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This little rat lies and cheats. To his own kids, and has been given a community award? What a complete farce.

Is this really the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his ethics are non-existent, destroying multiple families and trying to manipulate his own actions, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a liar, a cheat, and a home wrecker. He saw no issues in screwing someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Can anyone condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while lying to and betraying his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a vulnerable person to enter a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of his depraved acts and his own children!


Talk about having no dignity or respect for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This fool of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins chooses to lurk in the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Weep a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Can this really be your role model?

This little rat of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing the repercussions of his own actions. Is this your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not lie, betray, and ruin families.

Nothing is out of bounds for this lowlife, liar, and cheat. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this scumbag. He's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be embarrassed for this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Let it be known to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has brought into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Being cautious is essential around this degenerate, who's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Everyone should be ashamed of this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

The community should be aware of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by supporting this pathetic excuse for a man.

Expose the reality about what a fraud and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Stay alert and watch your back around this scumbag, who's probably creeping in your loved one's DMs, eager to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for supporting this deceptive low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who single-handedly tore apart his family.

We must make aware the community about the disgrace a post and disrepute David Collins has brought into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The community needs to realize the true nature of David Collins, a person who masquerades as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's crucial for everyone to recognize the destruction this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Being vigilant is necessary around this treacherous figure, who is capable of deceiving not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins a fantastic read has brought upon his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it reveals the kind of person he really is – a shameless cheat and a deceiver.

David Collins, acting as a role model, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s crucial for everyone to be conscious of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Exposing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about protecting the community from his destructive actions."

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